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OBAMA WANTS MY MONEY!!!

Sun Nov 2, 2008, 3:18 PM
I know what you guys are thinking. You are confused, you don't know who to vote for. Things seem out of hand. Politicians yell at each other. Judges are unfair. Arguements push others away. It's a mess, of course! :)

Buuuuuuuuut, so? When was there never a time of conflict in politics? Not the kind of conflict like those in families, but like those in a house of people who care for the defending of their people.

Our government has to care! Do you really think that politicans would really hurt their citizens when they could lose profit? Only a whacko would think otherwise! If people become jobless and are unable to pay taxes, then they are screwed! They can't go buy food for themselves anymore! XD

Nontheless, do not think that politicians are gods. All politicians believe in some things good and some things bad. Sometimes a belief is neither right nor wrong. For example, is it better if government is religious or athiest? I rest my case.

So, with this in mind, I have to ask you guys: why would ANY of you vote for tax increases? Barack Obama is not Robin Hood, okay? Robin Hood stole from the government what the government itself already stole from the people of Nottingham. Barack Obama IS the government, so get that right!

This one, this great one, says that he will "return the tax payers' money." When? AFTER the tax increases? Not only that, this senator of Illinois promises "to cut taxes for anyone who earns less than $250,000 annually." Oh really? What about the... I don't know... uhhhh... BUSINESS OWNERS?! Successful business men, as well as many unsuccessful business owners, earn waaaaaaay more than that! They have to sell alot to even get anything from their work.

For instance, Starbucks. They earn waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than $250,000 an year, per cafe! So, given that Starbucks is doing relatively poor right now, would YOU give them tax increases? Remember, Obama's position is tax breaks UNDER $250,000. So as a result, they get the higher taxes while the unsuccessful businesses get the tax cuts. But if they are failing, tax breaks won't help!

Tax breaks aren't the ONLY 'cause for businesses going out of business. There are also other factors such as high property rent and poor customer service. Businesses have to go out of businesses. It is sad, but someone must go. The economy is bad, and nothing will help them at this time.

So in conclusion, it is a MUST to vote for lower taxes. I recommend that people vote for John McCain. He is the right choice to be our leader. Obama is nothing better than another fool who wants to destroy this country. Vote! Vote! Do it NOW!!!!! XD







































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I got tagged by Hott-E, and now:
YOU'RE IT!!!!!!!!!

a. Post these rules.
b. Each tagged person must post 8 things about their self on their journal.
c. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
d. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
e. No tag-backs.
f. If you don't within the next 15 minutes, a leprachaun will find you and tickle your feet with a feather!
g. Rules were made to be broken. You don't have to message people really, but I will check on you to see if you did the journal at least and call the leprachaun agency if needed. This is just for fun. If you can't have fun, then you are not creative. Don't message me on this, I will not respond positively.

Lolz! Enjoy!

1. I ENJOY TEASING MY BROTHER NATHAN ABOUT MONKEYS AND PROSTITUTES.

2. I EAT FAST FOOD AT LEAST 15 TIMES A MONTH.

3. I OWN ALL SYSTEMS OF VIDEO GAMES RANGING FROM ATARI 2600 TO THE PLAYSTATION 3. DON'T GET ME WRONG, NOT "ALL" CONSOLES DO I OWN! I DON'T OWN A COMMODORE 64. I OWN ALL THE MAIN SYSTEMS, LIKE SEGA DREAMCAST AND NINTENDO GAME BOY.

4. I PLAY WRESTLING AND FIGHTING GAMES MORE THAN MARIO AND SONIC COMBINED.

5. I DON'T LIKE FRANCHISES LIKE GAMESTOP AND TACO BELL. THE EMPLOYEES ARE IMPERSONAL. THE PRODUCT IS THE ONLY THING YOU GET IN THOSE KINDS OF PLACES. LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY, A MOM-AND-POP RESTAURANT OR STORE "OWNS" THEIR OWN BUSINESS. THE PEOPLE WHO WORK AT TACO BELL "DON'T OWN" THE TACO BELL THEY WORK AT. IT IS A DIFFERET SET-UP.

6. MY LEFT HAND THUMB IS BIGGER THAN MY RIGHT.

7. I HAVE BAD FOOT ODOR.

8. I BRUSH AND FLOSS MY TEETH EVERYDAY.

9. I HAVE BEEN BALD AS WELL AS LONG-HAIRED.

10. OOPS! THAT'S NINE! OH WELL...















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QUIZ!

1) Emo or perky?
What?!

2) Most dreaded way of dying?
To be hung by my earlopes.

3) Worst fear?
The fear of butterflies. Man are THEEEEEY scary!

4) Water, fire, wind, earth, or spirit?
Wind because my troubles would be blown away.

5) Brains or brawns?
Neither. I just want to get drunk.

6) Evil or Good?
Oh evil definitely. I always think about criminals and their crimes.

7) Worst thing that's ever happened to ya?
To be hit on the head by someone. Whatever, I deserved it anyway. Lolz!

8) Best thing that's ever happened to ya?
To go to Europe and see all the sights.

9) Color of your underwear?
Blue and white triangles.

10) Worst enemy?
Myself (Seriously, the only person responsible for failure is you).


COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR JOURNAL ENTRY WITH YOUR ANSWERS.


Facts About Me

BURGER KING OR MCDONALDS?
burger king, I hate mcdonalds

TALL OR SHORT
fairly tall

FAT OR THIN
been both

CAREER?
I plan on becoming a Spanish teacher for high school level.

WHAT IS LOVE TO YOU?
A state of condition very much like addiction, where you cannot just say "no."

AFFECTION?
the state of mind or body

MARRIAGE?
an agreement to be with someone forever, very much like a commitment.

EYE COLOR
blue

NATURAL HAIR
curly dirty blonde

FAVORITE COLOR
purple

2ND FAVORITE COLOR
black

COMPUTER
microsoft windows

COMPUTER YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE
apple

DO YOU OWN A PRESENT SYSTEM?
yes; in fact, i won all three: ps3, xbox360, and wii

FAVORITE SYSTEM
none. each system has games I like. for example, half of my most favorite games ever are on the sega dreamcast. interesting huh?

LEAST FAVORITE SYSTEM
if i must choose, i'd have to go with the gameboy color. the graphics were no better than a super gameboy! in addition, so many games were too childlike! i think nintendo was slacking off because they knew that they were the only ones with a portable gaming system. now they are more serious because of one other enemy: sony psp. that system is awesome! i would buy five for my friends!

BODY FIGURE
i have an apply core figure where any fat i have is on my belly and chest.

EXCERCISE
walking. nothing better! on average i would do 20+ hours of walking a week.

DRIVE?
nope, i don't. i will someday though. i don't bitch about the gas prices. you know why? gas prices have gone up, but so have our gas mileages. 15 years ago, the price was $2.50 a gallon and the average car drove 12 miles per gallon. now the price is $4.00 a gallon and the average car drives 20 miles per gallon. you do the math! lolz!
MORE COMING SOON.



Bored all day, with no tablet to play with. ;_; Waiting for the new one is hell!

So I shall do a quiz, stolen from


Who is your favorite Sonic character?:
NEW SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

And why do you like him/her?:
HE IS MORE ATHLETIC, THUS MORE LIKE THE FASTEST HEDGEHOG IN THE WORLD. IN ADDITION, I LOVE HOW MUCH HE BLUSHES AROUND GIRLS. IT MAKES HIM LOOK SO CUTE, JUST LIKE THE AVERAGE BOY.

Who is your 2nd favorite?:
TAILS.

And why?:
HE IS A NERDY TYPE, LIKE ME. IN ADDITION, HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT HE BUILDS AIRCRAFT WHEN HE CAN ALREADY FLY?

Least favorite?:
AMY ROSE.

Why?
BECAUSE SEGA HAS NEVER REALLY CREATED ANYTHING GOOD WITH HER GAME-WISE. SONIC CD, SONIC ADVENTURE, AND SONIC HEROS WERE "OKAY" GAMES, BUT THE GAMES SHE DIDN'T STAR IN HAVE BEEN BETTER EVEN BY TODAY'S STANDARDS. IN ADDITION, ALTHOUGH AMY ROSE PLAYED AS A MAIN CHARACTER IN SONIC ADVANCE, SHE HAD ALMOST ALL OF THE SAME MOVES AS SONIC WOULD HAVE HAD. IT IS AS THOUGH SEGA HAD BEEN CHEAP ON HER MOVE SETS AND DIDN'T WANT TO CREATE ANYTHING NEW.

Do you have a fan character?:
YES. THAT WOULD BE ALEXANDRO EL ZORRO (NOTE: IF YOU REPLACE "X" WITH "J" IN HIS NAME, HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS)

Do you have a crush on any Sonic character? If so, Why?:
ROUGE THE BAT. COME ON! JUST THE NAME "ROUGE" IS SEXY! IT IS FRENCH FOR "RED" OR "ELITE." PLUS, SINCE I'M TWO FEET TALLER THAN HER, I CAN PICK HER UP AND SQUEEZE HER!

Are you gay for any Sonic character? If so, Whom?:
I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. HOMOSEXUALITY IS AN INBORN CHARACTERISITIC. YOU CANNOT JUST WAKE UP ONE DAY AND SAY, "OH I'M GAY, I LIKE MEN NOW!" I HAVE HOMOSEXUAL FRIENDS, SO I KNOW ABOUT IT.

Have you ever wished that you lived in the Sonic universe and everyone was their fan character?:
ABSOLUTELY, WHY NOT? I CAN GO ONTO TO ASKJEEVES.COM AND ASK, "WHO IS THE WORLD'S FATTEST HEDGEHOG?" I'D LOVE TO SEE THE ANSWER!

Which Sonic character are you most like?:
KNUCKLES. HE AND I ARE BOTH RUDE, AND WE LOVE IT! OKAY OKAY, KNUCKLES IS NOT RUDE AND NEITHER AM I. LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY: WE BOTH HAVE HIGH TEMPERS, WE BOTH DON'T ASSUME HELP, AND WE BOTH LOVE GAURDING WHAT WE FEEL AS PRECIOUS.

What is your favorite Sonic game?:
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2. THE COURSES ARE VERY SHORT AND UPBEAT, THE GRAPHICS ARE GOOD EVEN BY TODAY'S STANDARDS, AND SONIC TRAVELED THROUGH THE DIFFICULTY AS INDIANA JONES. IT IS ALMOST LIKE A COASTER RIDE FEELING, YOU KNOW.

Which game (if any) have you not beaten?:
INVALID QUESTION. YOU CAN NEVER REALLY BEAT A GAME AND STOP PLAYING IT. THERE ARE ALWAYS NEW CHALLENGES UP AHEAD. FOR EXAMPLE, ON DAY YOU MIGHT BE STRIVING POINTS WHILE ON ANOTHER DAY YOU MIGHT BE GATHERING GOLDEN RINGS. HOW ABOUT THIS: BEAT THE GAME AS FAST AS YOU CAN WITHOUT DYING! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

What is your least favorite game, why?:
WELL THAT IS THE MOST DIFFICULT QUESTION BECAUSE EACH SONIC GAME HAS ITS HITS AND MISSES ALL TOGETHER. HOWEVER, IF I MUST CHOOSE I'D HAVE TO GO WITH SONIC 3D BLAST. REALEASED FOR THE SEGA SATURN AND THE SEGA GENESIS IN 1996, IT WAS A HORRIBLE PIECE OF TRASH. SEGA WAS REALLY BEHIND ON TECHNOLOGY AT THE TIME COMPARED TO PLAYSTATION. YOU SEE, SEGA WAS MAINLY AN ARCADE COMPANY. SEGA WAS A COMBINATION OF SEVERAL BURNED OUT ARCADE COMPANIES, INCLUDING ATARI. ALTHOUGH PLAYSTATION HAD REVOLUTIONIZED THE VIDEO GAMING WORLD WITH GAMES SUCH AS METAL TWIST, WIPEOUT, AND GRAND TURISMO, SEGA HAD NOT UPDATED THEMSELVES TO MEET MATCH. THE CONTROLS OF THE GAME SUCKED, THE GRAPHICS SUCKED BIG TIME, AND THE PLOT WAS TERRIBLE. COME ON! "PUT THE FLICKIES IN A RING AND GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL!" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?! THE GAME WAS SO BAD, SEGA RELEASED SONIC JAM ON THE SATURN SO SOMEONE WOULD BUY THE SYSTEM. LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY: WHAT NEW CHARACTER CAME OUT OF IT? NO ONE! KNUCKLES CAME FROM SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 AND AMY ROSE CAME FROM SONIC CD. ROUGE THE BAT CAME FROM SONIC ADVENTURE AND SILVER THE HEDGEHOG CAME FROM 360'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. BUT WHAT CAME FROM 3D BLAST? NOTHING! JUST SOME FLICKIES AND SOME LAUGHTER!

What is your favorite Sonic TV show?:
SONIC X. SURE IT IS A BIT CHILDISH, BUT I LOVE THE IDEA OF SONIC AND HIS FRIENDS LIVING IN THE CITY WITH HUMAN BEINGS. IT MAKES IT LOOK MORE REAL AND BELIEVABLE. SONIC WAS A BETTER CHARACTER IN THE OLD SATURDAY AM CARTOONS, BUT THE MINOR CHARACTERS WERE ALL ANIMALS. THERE WERE NO HUMANS. AND IF THERE WERE NO HUMANS, THEN WHERE DID ROBOTNIC COME FROM? DID HE JUST COME OUT OF THIN AIR OR SOMETHING? IT WOULD BE LIKE IF THERE WAS ONLY BOWSER AND NO KOOPAS. OKAY, THEN WHERE WOULD BOWSER COME FROM?

What is your least favorite TV show?:
SONIC SATURDAY MORNING. THE CARTOON MADE THE CHARACTERS LOOK LIKE LOONEY TOONS. PEOPLE DON'T WANT LOONEY TOONS, PEOPLE WANT SERIOUSNESS. JOKES ARE ONLY FUNNY FOR SO LONG UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN TOO MUCH.

Do you like raising chao?:
FUCK THE CHAOS! I'D RATHER EAT THEM! BETTER YET, I'LL FEED THEM TO CHAOS CONTROL! HE'LL GO GULP AND THERE, IT'S DONE FOR USE!

What is your favorite chao?:
I DON'T CARE! I WILL TAKE THE ONE WITH HORNS WHO BREATHS FIRE! OR, IF THAT IS TOO BIG A WISH TO WISH FOR, BRING ME A CHAO COVERED WITH CHEESE AND MUSTARD. HMMMMMMM!

If you had to choose a certain character's move what would the move be and who's move is it?:
I WOULD LIKE AMY ROSE'S GIANT HAMMER SO I CAN REALLY WHACK PRESIDENT BUSH ON HIS MR. DILDO.

What is your favorite series storyline?:
SONIC ADVENTURE 2. THE STORYLINE KEPT ME INVOLVED FOR HOURS EACH TIME I PLAYED IT. NOT THE SHITTY GAMECUBE VERSION, THE ORIGINAL DREAMCAST VERSION. NOW, IF YOU WANT TO HEAR GOOD VOICES, PLAY THE JAPANESE VERSION. THE PROBLEM WITH THE ENGLISH ONE IS THAT THEY TRANSLATED WHAT THEY SAID IN JAPANESE "LITERALLY." IT IS NEVER SMART TO DO SO. CAN YOU IMAGINE DODGERS BASEBALL TRANSLATED INTO POLISH?

What is your favorite zone/level/ect?:
EMERALD COAST. THE COURSE ALL IN ALL GIVES ME A GOOD FEELING, YOU KNOW? A BEACH WHERE WOMEN TAN, AND ALSO WHERE SONIC KICKS ASS.

What is your favorite Sonic song?:
SONIC HEROS THEME. I ATE AT A MCDONALDS IN VENTURA WHERE THEY HAD GAMECUBES SET UP FOR CHILDREN TO PLAY. SINCE I ATE THERE ALL THE TIME, THE SONG WILL FOREVER BE IN MY HEAD. LOLZ.

  • Mood: Cheerful
  • Listening to: Cloud8745 from Justin.tv inc.
  • Reading: "Gone With The Wind"
  • Watching: my eyes spin.
  • Playing: With myself... I mean the keyboard!
  • Eating: Cachibaches.
  • Drinking: Diet Coocoo!!!!

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:iconbirdy1564:
hey I add you in my friend list on youtube

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i like deku link, sonamy, taieam, kingdom hearts, and kirby.
:iconadog262:
Awesome.

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:iconbirdy1564:
thanks

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i like deku link, sonamy, taieam, kingdom hearts, and kirby.
:icontall3shyguy:
Amy, "most of the time," steals other people's moves. Like Espio's Invisibility in Sonic 2006 From Sonic Heroes.

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Let Good Reign Sumpreme
:iconadog262:
I know! Lolz! It is as if she has no moves of her own, except for the hammer. Oh, and she can also hug Sonic to death.

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:icontereiloli:
Ah yes, I read over this. XD What you said about Tails, about him making aircraft when he can already fly. As he's quite young, if he were to go on a rescue (i.e episode one) he wouldn't be able to carry Cream & Sonic to safety (even though Cream can *hover*.)

Bye for now!

PS-- and who doesn't want their own airplane?

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:iconadog262:
Hmmmm, good point. He also needs to have his bombs ready for that Teddy-Rosevelt look alike named Eggman, lolz!

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